Flacco and the Bengals — a match made in Heaven

By Alex Eldridge

First and foremost — WHAT A GAME!!!

Joe Flacco… I owe you a big apology for every negative thing I ever said about you in your Baltimore days. Cool Uncle Joe came to play tonight! He’s completely turned this team around. From day one, he’s made guys be accountable — something we were missing after what happened with Browning. The O-line only gave up one sack tonight, and the run game finally showed up when we needed it most!

The defense came up with some huge turnovers, too. Sure, they gave up 31 points, but hey — that’s what happens when you’re facing one of the all-time greats, Aaron Rodgers. Still, this team is clicking right now, and hopefully, we keep it rolling with two straight home games coming up!

And can we talk about Zac Taylor? That was the Zac of old tonight. He didn’t coach scared — he let Cool Uncle Joe cook! And shoutout to Cleveland… thank you for being the Browns and gifting us Joe Flacco.

Chase and Higgins are happy. We’re happy. The vibes are immaculate.

We love you, Uncle Cool Joe!!!

WHODEY!!!